Cynthia Nkosi

Refreshments Executive:

Much like a dog marks its territory, Cynthia likes to leave a perfectly circular coffee ring on everybody’s desk. Our office furniture is prematurely suffering from wood rot despite us using an alarming amount of post-it notes as coasters. Her specialty dish is coffee with “chocolate sprinkles”, although further analysis revealed that they are in fact ants which nest in our coffee machine over the weekend.

We hope that one day they’ll make a coffee tray with a spirit-level down the edge so that in future she’ll be able to balance it all on her head. At the end of the day she always gets the last laugh - you can hide a lot of miff stuff underneath the foam of a cappuccino…